im probably going to kill you
Thursday, July 28, 2005
7:31PM - feel?
Feel the need, feel the pain, feel the touch
Monday, July 25, 2005
jesus christ. i dont think i can take watching people i love self distruct. especialy when the obviously dont give a fuck about me. grr.
Friday, May 27, 2005
Sunday, May 22, 2005
Saturday, May 21, 2005
another saturday morning at work. o man. im so hungover. we went to the tigers game... i had too many beer. o god. its bad. i threw up this morning. *cry*. i need some greesy hangover food. bad. like A&W. oh yeah.
anyways, in news... so Brian is having twins! a boy and a girl. hes gonna be a daddy. who expected that one. gooood luck
also... me and regis got drunk and lost my fucking braces. wow. yeah so tray 2 was probably thrown out the car window by drunken zach at heathers car. greaaat. so i have tray 3 in (omg i have the worst headach ever!!!) and its waaay to tight. motherfucker my mom is going to physically kill me!! sheyit.
well hey thats the story of my life.... *sigh.*
Current mood: hungoverrrr
Tuesday, May 3, 2005
3:07PM - puppy love 101
<~ thats rocco<~ thats duce.
duce and rocco are both male dogs. they live together with chris.
let me tell you a little story about why duce is smileing.
Ok, so me and chris were hangin out at his house, we had just smoked a little. were laying on the matress on the floor with rocco and duce. all of the sudden duce starts humping rocco. it was pretty funny, we were trying to kick them off the matress and cracking up at the same time. it was pretty sick, i saw a big dog boner. so im like "ewww". all of the sudden duce stops. me and chris looked at eachother like wtf? and next thing you know, duce busted a nice big ole nut right in front of us. on the fricken matress.
I saw a dog ejaculate. thats right. pretty sick. and for the rest of the day, duce had that big smile on his face.
that would make a good childrens book... "Duce the smiley dog and his good pal (life-partenr) rocco"
Current mood: crazy
Saturday, April 30, 2005
9:41AM - guess what
Thursday, April 28, 2005
good ole' prom. may 6th. thats one week from tomarrow. mike and joe went 2 von maur with me 2 look 4 a dress. than we drove 2 ford and beech... im gonna go w the poofy white one. $400!!! thats more than my life.im going to be paying 4 that one for about 2 months. mike and joe <3ed it. i think mark will like it 2. its gonna be sooo much fun. i have 2 get dark grey perls.
Current mood: accomplished
Wednesday, April 27, 2005
yeah so THS prom... next week. im so stressin about my dress and hair. i found this beautiful dress. its $400. its so pretty. but its super puffy. and ill be embarassed if im the only girl in a puffy dress. its seriously huge. bigger than thurston. but i love it. and i have 2 decide 2marrow. there was this other one at davids bridal... pretty, but 2 short and baby blue, and i wanted to avoid that.
Sunday, April 24, 2005
DEEEETROIT BASKETBAAAALL!!! im so going to the game on tuesday! Dugan has season tickets. it'll be fuckin sweet! ive never been 2 a basketball game, let alone a NBA playoffgame. im excited. 2day im going 2 melissas w my dad. woo hoo. so much for havin a crazy weekend b/c my mom was in arazona the whole time. friday was the craziest night ever in a bad way, and yesterday i was all freaked out. and now its sunday. im so bummed, i totally blew this whole weekend.
I left my braces at tjs, and he drove back 2 wixom at 11:30 and brought them 2 me. aww hes so sweet i <3 him. that makes up for him coming at me with sharp objects every second on friday. that was crazy. yesterday was the worst, i literally sat at home all day and cried. i was so upset. i talked 2 hannah for like 20 min, and she made me feel a lot better. i took a tylenol PM, watched SNL and just went 2 bed. saturday night live is awesome, i havent seen a new one live in like 6 years. Kelly clarkson was the guest, she looked like a smelly pirate hooker. well im out, i need 2 take a shower and clean the house.
Current mood: blah
Thursday, April 14, 2005
My Teeth kill! OuCh! owie. seriously... it kills. my gums are swollen, and my teeth are just super sore. WHO REALLY GETS BRACES WHEN THEIR 18 YEARS OLD! im about 5 years too late. you cant really tell... thanks to invisilign.
i LOVE my speech impediment. and the fact that i cant eat or drink ANYTHING but water with them in... and to take them out... feels like im getting three teeth pulled . sooo im going to be losing some weight. i got them in yesterday...i took a quiz... apparently this is my skill?
You are 'French'. In the nineteenth century, it
was the international language of diplomacy.
It is a 'beautiful' language, meaning that it
is really just a low-fidelity copy of Latin. You know the importance of communicating
'diplomatically', which for you means both
being polite and friendly when necessary and
using sophisticated, vicious sarcasm when
appropriate. Your life is guided by either
existentialism or nihilism, depending on the
weather. You have a certain appreciation for
the finer things in life, which is a diplomatic
way of saying that you are a disgusting
hedonist. Your problem is that French has been
obsolete for a long time.
What obsolete skill are you?
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so apparently you are supposed to get dropped from a calss when you have 5 or more unexcused absences, and 10 excused... well in most classes i have 12 more absences. BUT i heard that Bush made it impossible to drop a kid from a class due to abseces... no child left behind...? thats a good thing if its true... that means im guaranteed to graduate~ WOO HOO and i dont have to worry about skipping anymore.
well im at work and dene just yelled at me for "being in the internet"...
I best get out of it asap.
Current mood: sore
Tuesday, April 12, 2005
why does my name have to rhyme with manley?
Current mood: super tired
Monday, April 11, 2005
My coffee... today before work, i went to sleven, and got the french vinilla capichino... (yum) i added one shot of vanilla syrup, 2 shots of carmel syrup, a lot of vanilla sugar powder and the mini white marshmelos. im still on a damn sugar high. its quite the rush... and mood elevator. probably going to go into a coma very soon.
~my accomplishments today~
quote of the day
"this one's my favorate, it looks like a rainbow!" --hannah
today in special ed... we watched that hillary duff movie... raise your voice. and jusus christ wow. words couldnt explain how horrible that movie fucking is. really its like disney channel meets dumb jap horror movie... its bad. i would rather cut off my limbs with a room tempature butter knife... no PLASTIC knife and feed them to a pack of hungry wolves, than sit through that movie EVER again.
what the hell is Dr. Pepper???
~Want to know? Ill tell you. Cinnamon! not black cherry, or root whatever. i know this because my dad told me. and he knows because of trivial persuit!!! it was a question and the answer was cinnamon. damnit i am not a liar!
www.provedjessicaandherfatherwrong.com my ass ADAM! oh yeah and the internet sucks! world of information... yeah BULLSHIT! you would think that somewhere of the world wide web, askjeeves / google... would have that information. what is the actual flavor. well it doesnt, nowhere on the internet does it say the flavor if dr.pepper. not even on the god damn DR PEPPER offical websight. hellllllllo. im agrivated at this.
it is worth pondering... and its driving me fucking nuts. what flavor is dr. pepper? hmmmm.
JesserBeanski: dr pepper...
did poo poo just solve it? maybe its baby powder...
so anyways, i havent been able to fall asleep at night. like at all in the last 2 weeks... its a bummer. something tells me that even though i got roughly 3 hours of sleep last night, that i wont be able to fall asleep again tonight. thanks to my intake of 20 oz of pure sugar/syrup.
soo goodnight all... i hope everyones day was as productave as mine was.
note to self**** Wed. at 1 (yey finally get my very first invisaligh retainer! really though, who has braces when there 18 years old? there is me... and um oh yeah tim Vandusen... great.
Current mood: Hyper
Sunday, April 10, 2005
11:02PM - cuz im a fucking redneck woman
scrotum. <~ just incase you didnt know how to spell it. because i do.
Current mood: sinus infection / cramps :(
Thursday, April 7, 2005
7:01PM - My God Im BLIND
what a beautiful day... the sun is shining... right in my FUCKING eyes and i cant even see to answet the phone! grr. for the next 15 minuts. i will not be able to see anything at all. there is just a big greenish mass over all of the words. great. so today was good, i only had 2 classes, then i came home and took a four hour nap and went to work. the right side of my throught is in incredible pain when i talk, swallow, and move. im not sure why.
Current mood: thirsty
Thursday, March 24, 2005
12:25PM - graduation? ... about that....
so i kind of skipped school today for no reason at all. well no, hannah mentioned that she didnt want to go, and it sounded like a great idea... so i just went to Chris's and slept on his couch for 4 hours. i have a lot of absences... excused and unexcused. I could have had his mom check me out but she was walking out the door when i got there. Chris isnt back from chicago yet. anyways i was sleeping on his couch ( i was actually dreaming that my sister was over there too... it was weird) and duce jumped on me really hard, i almost had a heart attack. he is by far my favorate homosexual dog.
Current mood: CrAzY!
Wednesday, March 23, 2005
well right now im definetly supposed to be packing, and cleaning my room. Marco Island on Friday! yey. I went 2 hannah's today for a little bit. I lit 2 ciggeretts... yummy. im so glad i dont smoke. she gave me like an all new wardrobe. im giving her cute cloths to wear in england, and shes giving me all of her beach cloths 4 Flordia. we also went to Kohls. I took her to work, i got a 12 inch Italian BMT, chips, a cookie and a large drink for $1.49. it was awesome. that was one of my most memorible meals. it was so good. hannah makes a fuckin mean sub. were all taking a road trip to New Jersey i guess after spring break. I died hollys hair last night, it looks really cute.
so im pretty sure im going to get skin cancer. ive been tanning almost everyday. thats so unhealthy. i got really burned (again) today. ouch. my face is beet red. it hurts.
Current mood: burned
Tuesday, March 22, 2005
3:49PM - Lasher and Outer Drive
so i love being lost in detroit with no gas, its one of my favorite things to do. I drove chris to probation, and he yelled at me the whole way there because apparently your not supposed to stop in the middle of the road or at yield signs. i get nervous when im being screamed at. jesus he reminds me of my dad teaching me how to drive. asshole. he has like 20 stiches right in the middle of his forehead... i guess he was running from the cops (they werent after him, they just broke up a party he was at...) and as he was climbing a fence he got caught and busted his head. i worry about that kid. but anyways, the directions he gave me to get home were completely fucked, so i drove around in the hood for an extra 20 min aimlessly.
so tonight im singing at my school, my dad is playing guitar for me. its kind of sad, my last performance ever. aww. im sooo nervous. i always do shitty at these things. last time regis and sarah and ally came 2 see me, wow did i fuck that one up. I sang this Italian opera called O mio babbino caro it was so hard, and i was extremely nervous. so wish me luck tonight.
I had a very disturbing dream last night, i wont speak of it... but just note.. it was so sick, and random. I think i need mental help.lol
i am a retard today, i lost my phone 23984234348739847 times, only to realize it was in my pocket, or like right next to me... I got lost on my was home from my dads, and i tried to put my car in drive like 3 times be4 i realized that i didnt even start the car yet. some days my brain doesnt work correctly. Chris thinks i show signs of i'm-a-fucking-retard syndrome... i dont know.
"where did you get your cloths... the.....toilet store?"
Jen called today, she asked if i can work today because Lisa ran out b/c one of her sons fell off the top bleechers and busted his head open and broke his arm... ouch.
EASY MAC is by far better than regular maceroni and cheese...
Current mood: nervous
Monday, March 21, 2005
so i was driving to work today being this shitty little volvo. i was very irritated because the asshole was going like 60 in the left lane. all i could see was the huge comb-over through the window, and this huge sticker that said "Colombia university". i'm like riiight douche bag you should learn the fuck how to drive. yeah asshole the early 80's called, they said they want their hairstyle back. but then... do you know what i saw? i saw his license plate...
hahahah the volvo's license plate was fucking STD.it was great. i was no longer fursterated at all.
so that was the highlight of my day by far...
hypethetical question of the day: "do you like raw green beans?" --TJ
so hannah, holly and i met at the coffee bean in plymouth... we talked, and laughed and holly had some alone time with her cookie. (note 2 self... buy a gram weigher...)
good times... (besides the "public surveys") however, holly and i were just insanely jealous of hannah - she was wearing this totally awesome ubran outfitters-ish black crushed velvet blazer with sweet ruffle/pointed shoulder things. it was fucking hot. holly and i tried to buy it off of her, we kept throwing out offers, but she declined them all. damnit. the guy at the lap top was practically drooling over her... im guessing it was the blazer...(good sir?_)
i have this obsession with korean babies... there just so damn cute. there is a really cute one in the showroom. she can really stop screaming any time now though.
Current mood: Energetic!!!/SillY
Sunday, March 20, 2005
10:53PM - saga schmaga
how is it, that at the very end of a good day... things can get so shitty. five phone calls later im crying. apparently it was drama with jessica hour. and when i need certain people the most, they seem to have completely disappeared-- no worse than dissappearing, being there but only ignoring me. my forgiveness might be in all of the wrong places. i have a huge knot in my stomach.
Current mood: un<3ed
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