so i was driving to work today being this shitty little volvo. i was very irritated because the asshole was going like 60 in the left lane. all i could see was the huge comb-over through the window, and this huge sticker that said "Colombia university". i'm like riiight douche bag you should learn the fuck how to drive. yeah asshole the early 80's called, they said they want their hairstyle back. but then... do you know what i saw? i saw his license plate...
hahahah the volvo's license plate was fucking STD.it was great. i was no longer fursterated at all.
so that was the highlight of my day by far...
hypethetical question of the day: "do you like raw green beans?" --TJ
so hannah, holly and i met at the coffee bean in plymouth... we talked, and laughed and holly had some alone time with her cookie. (note 2 self... buy a gram weigher...)
good times... (besides the "public surveys") however, holly and i were just insanely jealous of hannah - she was wearing this totally awesome ubran outfitters-ish black crushed velvet blazer with sweet ruffle/pointed shoulder things. it was fucking hot. holly and i tried to buy it off of her, we kept throwing out offers, but she declined them all. damnit. the guy at the lap top was practically drooling over her... im guessing it was the blazer...(good sir?_)
i have this obsession with korean babies... there just so damn cute. there is a really cute one in the showroom. she can really stop screaming any time now though.